Showing posts with label fnny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fnny jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Joke sms

funny joke

Doctor to patient's friend: Agr isay aik ghanta pehlay lay atay toh hum is ki jaan bacha laitay.

Patient's Friend: Oye baat suno, aadhay ghantay pehlay to accident hua hay, hum aik ghanta pehlay kaisay laatay isay:)

Saturday, August 21, 2010

cute funny joke

A cute joke to share with your friends.

Teacher bachon se: persent tense past tense aur future tense ki example do jaisay
mein khoobsoorat thi, mein khoobsoorat hon aur mein khoobsoorat rahongi.

Bacha: Ap ko weham tha, ap ko weham hay aur ap ko weham rahega:0

Monday, July 26, 2010

Funny Pathan Joke

soem jokes really make us laugh and we do want to share such funny jokes with our sweet friends.


Pathan nay aik jumla kaha aur photographer pagal hi hogaya Oh yara humara passport size photo banao lekin humara peshawari chap ana zaroori hay

Monday, June 14, 2010

One liner jokes

One line rjoke,s funny jokes and short jokes are a source of laughter.


After a frustrating day you often want to get a smile or a laugh on your face. But after that frustrating day you just do not find any thing funny, my blog is the best place for all types of personalities if you are looking forward to a challenging question I have riddles too!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a rash

Q: What do garbage men eat?
A: Junk Food!

Q: Why is the math book always unhappy?
A: Because it is full of unsolved problems!

Q: Which word is always spelled incorrectly?
A: INCORRECTLY

Q: Which is the fruitiest subject?
A: HISTORY! [Because it is full of dates]

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: so what is your point?

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: SMILES [Because it has a mile between the two s]
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