Monday, June 14, 2010

One liner jokes

One line rjoke,s funny jokes and short jokes are a source of laughter.


After a frustrating day you often want to get a smile or a laugh on your face. But after that frustrating day you just do not find any thing funny, my blog is the best place for all types of personalities if you are looking forward to a challenging question I have riddles too!

Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a rash

Q: What do garbage men eat?
A: Junk Food!

Q: Why is the math book always unhappy?
A: Because it is full of unsolved problems!

Q: Which word is always spelled incorrectly?
A: INCORRECTLY

Q: Which is the fruitiest subject?
A: HISTORY! [Because it is full of dates]

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: so what is your point?

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: SMILES [Because it has a mile between the two s]

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